Mandir Me Jap

Mandir Me Jap
Mandir Me Jap Krta Hu,Masjid Me Adab Krta Hu,Insan Se Kahi Khuda Na Ban Jau,IS LIYE Shaitan Ko SmS Karke Roz 1 Pap Krta hu.
  

Jan, 23 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1263 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.
Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko, Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko, Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko, Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko!
Spne Ki Tarah Tujhe Saja K Rkhu Chandni Raat K Nazaron Se Chupa K Rkhu Meri Taqdeer Mere Sath Nhi varna Apne Samne Tumhe "MURGA"Bana K Rkhu!
Mulk ki v ek sarhad hoti hai, Bache ki v ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu apke SMS ka, Kanjusi ki v ek had hoti hai..!!!
Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.
Samundar k kinare baithe hai. . . . Kabhi to lehar aayegi. . . . . . . Kismat badle na badle . . . . . Atleast CHAPPAL TO DHUL Jaigee . . .
.Tere baal he ya ghana "Andhera",Tere baal hai ya ghana "Andhera"Kar dun "GANJA" ho jaye Sawera...!Ab Bolo wah wah!
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, Usne bhi kya ukhad liya.
Apne sasur ka dulaara hoon main, apni biwi ko bhi pyara hoon main filhaal toh yeh sab sapne hain, kyunki abhi tak kunwara hoon main !
Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho....Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte, jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se, une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte