Kash SHARE ka

Kash SHARE ka
Kash SHARE ka insurance ho jata, Share mein TRADE karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, BHAV UPAR jaye to theek warna, Trade pe jo LOSS hota .........uska claim to mil jata
  

Jan, 23 2012     172 chars (2 sms)     1108 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Ruthi hai aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge wah-wah Itna waqt kaun zayaa karegaItne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge.
Ghungat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua, sangeet ka tarana hua, masti ka mastana hua, jaise hi ghungat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua!
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia Lekin Meri Taqder To Dekho! Uska Baap Umpire Tha,Meri Bowl Ko Noball Kehla Diya.
TUM Na Milo Koi GUM Nahi... Bus Baat Karo, Ye Milne Se Kam Nahi... Dosti Mein Dhoka De Jaye Wo HUM Nahi... Aur Hamari Dosti "BUNTY aur BABLI" Se KAM Nahi..
Chand pe ghataye jati to hogi, Sitaro ko bhi nind Aati to hogi, Aaine me dekhakar sach sach kehna, Tumhe Apni shakal par hasi Aati to hogi.
Soorat ke saath seerat ek husn-ezafi hai, har gul jo mehekta hai gulfam nahi hota
Aaj Unki Sharart SamaJh Aayi, Yahan Per Apki Jarurat SamaJh Aayi, Apko Dharati Per Bhejna To Bahana Tha, RAVAN Ki Jagah Kisi Ko To Aana Tha.
Jindagi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, vicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS box kangal hai, ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.
chand mien dekha aap nazar aae, sitaron mien dekha aap nazar aae, phoolon mien dekha aap nazar aae, aap zara side mien honge ta k koi aur bhi nazar aae
Machar ne app ko kata woh uska junoon tha,app ne khuglaya woh app ka sukoon tha, chah kar bhi app machar ko marr na sake kiun ke uski ragon main app ka khun tha............
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Yahan likhna mana hai.