khoobsoorti to

khoobsoorti to
khoobsoorti to hai karigari khuda ki, tarif sunkar haseenayen kyon hojati hain badguman ?
  

Jan, 23 2012     89 chars (1 sms)     911 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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hotho pe khushi aankho me nami haimere mobile me jaise apke msg ki kami hai apke paigam ke intezar me meri saans jami hai khafa ho humse ya balance ki kami hai
Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak, dosti akhir chupaoge kab tak, mere paigam tume milte rahege yuhi sada, inbox se msg mitaoge kab Tak
Mulk ki v ek sarhad hoti hai, Bache ki v ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu apke SMS ka, Kanjusi ki v ek had hoti hai..!!!
Bhagvan se pani manga to sagar diya Phool manga bageecha diya, Ghar manga mahal diya, Paisa manga to aap ka number diya, " kab aau lene "
Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek missed call to maar de.
AMIRI KE KHAWAB DEKHNE LAGA, ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA, BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA, AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA.
Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.
Socha tha harr modd pe Aap ko sMs karenge..... parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr kambhakt sadAk sidhi nikli..
college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai, agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor tho koi engneer warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai …
Pyar ke jam ko aise na piyo ki aadha piya aur aadha chhod diya. Yaaron yeh pyar hai, nahin koi Vim Bar, jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya!!!
Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai, Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai, Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma, Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.
ham unke kareeb ja ke unhe paa na sake is bat ka gham hai,ek chand hamar unchain par haiaur ek hamari hight bhi kam hai