Jo muje bhul

Jo muje bhul jae uska mob. tut jae, Charger jal jae, sim lock ho jae, local cal par ISD cal ka bil aye, local area me b roming lag jae.

Jan, 23 2012 135 chars (1 sms) 961 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dali ne dali pe

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Mana ki Kabhi

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Mere Ishq Ki

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Lambi khmoshi bahut

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Galat najar se

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khali hai botal

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Jis waqt khuda

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Vo Chum Le

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