Jise koyal samjhe,

Jise koyal samjhe,
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
  

Jan, 23 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1899 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi
Zindgi mein agar kuch karna hai to kuch aisa kar jao, ki har gali se tum guzro to har ghar se ek hi aawaj aaye. "PAPA aa gaye,PAPA aa gaye.
Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
kahi andhera to kahi sham hogi,meri har kushi tere nam hogi ,kuch mang ke to dekh humse ,bijli pani ka bil aur karz mein doobi property tere nam hogi
Na Pooch Teri Judai k Lamhey Hum ne kese bitae Paani mai SURF EXCEL mila k Straw se Bulbule banae
Sote hue ko jagayeng hum Ap ki Nind churaynge hum Har waqt sms kr sataynge hum Ap ko ayega Ghusa! Lekin us Ghuse mehi yad to ayenge Hum!
SMS to Ek Bahana Tha.Irada to Aapka Ek Pal Churana Tha.Aap yaad Kare Na kare Koi Baat Nahin,Par Aapki Yaad Aati Hai Bas Itna Batana Tha.
Chehre pe aapk gazab ki smile hai, suna hai aapk pass bhi mobile hai. Usme sms ki moti file hai, phir bhi sms karte nahi, ye konsa style hai
Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.
Sitam sehne ki hadd hoti hai, kissi ko sataane ki hadd hoti hai, sms karne ki koshish to kiya karo, yun hi sms pad kar mobile jeb me daalne ki bhi hadd hoti hai
Chamakte chand ko neend ane lagi apki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi ab to fekhte fekhte mujie bhi neend ane lagI hai.