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Jan, 23 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1007 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Chamakte chand ko
Chamakte chand ko neend ane lagi apki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi ab to fekhte fekhte mujie bhi neend ane lagI hai.
Ishq k school
Ishq k school me nya mahol ho gya,1techar ko pappu se pyar ho gya,tbhi se sari class ka dil udas ho gya,sare bache fail or pappu pass Ho gya
Ye CHAND bhi
Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!
"Masti aankho me
"Masti aankho me hoti hai sharab me nahi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nahi,Tu b jaan le, "Dosti SMS karne se badti hai padne se nahi
Subah teri-sham
Subah teri-sham meri ho din tera-raat meri ho hasi teri-udasi meri ho aur jab maut Aaye to dost kabar teri or usme LAASH- 0 hello... TERI hi ho! meri kyun ho?
Roz logo se
Roz logo se aapke pange honge,Roz aapke ghar me dange honge,Agar mujhe sms nahi kiya to yaad rakhna aapke 17 bachche honge or sare k sare lafange honge…
Tute hue dil
Tute hue dil ka muraba bana gayi Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi shadi k 3 mahine hi gujre the Na jane kis hisab se abba bana gai
Tute hue khandar
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.
sitaroon se aagy
sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko university mein larkyan aur bhi hein
Mere Dil, Jiger,
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Jin mein basi
Jin mein basi jaanki,rum mein base Ram ,WHISKY mein baseWHISHNU, BEER mein VEER HANUMAN,kis kis ka tyag karen, Har bottle mein BHAGWAAN
Khuda kare mobile
Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaaye, Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaaye, Ladkiyon ko SMS karu tere naam par, Maar tuje pade aur kaleja Thanda mera Ho Jaaye.

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