Pad likh kar

Pad likh kar
Pad likh kar kya karna hai ,Akhir ek din Sabko marna hai,4 din khushi se ji le dost, kyuki agle janam me fir K.G. se Shuru karna hai.
  

Jan, 23 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     3747 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Hum SmS karte hain to Woh Samajhte hain ki hume Aadat hain Paise Udaane ki. Lekin Woh Nadaan Kya Samajhe ki Ye bhi Apni Ek Adaa hai rishte nibhane ki..
Pike raat ko hum unko bhulane lage Sharab me gum ko milane lage Ye sharab b befawa nikli yaaro Nashe meto unki saheli bhi yaad ane lagi.
Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,Na 'Imandari' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.
Tere Chehre Pe Udasi Ankho Me Nami HeTere Chehre Pe Udasi Ankho Me Nami H TATA Namak !stamal Kar BachuTujme !odine Ki Kami He
DARDE DIL SEHNA ASAAN NAHI HOTA, KIMTI CHEEJ KE HAR KOI KAABIL NAHI HOTA, YEH TO UPARWALE KI MEHARBAANI HAI , WARNA TERE JAISE POPAT KE PAAS MOBILE NAHI HOTA.
Hu main Dr jahan,Meri wife hai nurse waha.Ye kaisa zulm sehna PADTA hai,Mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai!!
Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,Aakhe band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,Na jane kyo aisa lagta hai jaise,Samne khade ho aur POONCH hila raheho
Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar
Chala ja SMS tu banke gulab,Hogi sachi dosti to aayega jawab agar na aaye jawab,to mat hona udas samajna k mere liye waqt nahi unke pass..
Dil todne walo ko saja Q nai milti har kisiko pyar krne ki dua Q nai milti, log kehte he ki ishq 1 bimari hai,to fir MEDICAL per iski dawa Q nai milti?
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho..
hoto pe khushi per ankhon me nami he.Mere Sell me jese apke msg ki kami he.Apke pegam ke intzar me meri sans jami he.Khafa ho hamse ya balance ki kami he.