Pad likh kar

Pad likh kar
Pad likh kar kya karna hai ,Akhir ek din Sabko marna hai,4 din khushi se ji le dost, kyuki agle janam me fir K.G. se Shuru karna hai.
  

Jan, 23 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     3738 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka; In sab se haseen, in sab se LAJAWAB dekho SMS padhne wala,MENDAK TALAAB ka; Trrr..Trrr..
Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri hr khushi tumhare nam hogi 1 bar kuch mang k to dekho bjli,pani,telefon ka bill or karz me dubi har proprty tumhare nam hogi!
Aankhe Bhi Meri Palko Se Sawal Karti Hai..Hr Waqt Aap Ko Yaad Krti Hai..Jb Tak Dekh N Le Aapka Msg Tub Tak Wo Aap Ke Sms Ka Intezar Karti Hai..
Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,Aakhe band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,Na jane kyo aisa lagta hai jaise,Samne khade ho aur POONCH hila raheho
Jindagi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, vicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS box kangal hai, ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.
Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye
Aasman me kaali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir gharwali se daat khayi hai, Kehti hai sudhar jao, par meri kya galti, Bajuwali aaj phir mini skirt me aayi hai...
Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi. Pyar k suhanE sapne dikha gaya koi. Ay ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi he. Ya.. Phir se "CHUNA"laga gaya koi.
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
koi gam nahi,fir bi man udas haikoi rasta nahi,fir bi ek aas haikehne ko hai bahut apne,par tu hi 1 khaas haiZyada senti mat ho,ye sab bakwas ha
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Jala dena ya dafna dena,Le jaane se pehle 1peg Rum pila dena.Mai Taj mahal ki chahat nahi rakhta dosto,Bas meri kabr pe GIRLS HOSTEL bana dena.