Pyaar main jubaan chup ho to Ankhen bolti he,Ankhen chup ho to Dil bolta he,Dil chup hoto,Hoto,Log bolte he "RAM NAAM Satya HE".....

Wo to Shahjahan Ka Pagalpan Tha, Warna Mumtaz Mei Baat Hi Kya Thi... Mohabbat Ki Kashish Ne TAJ MAHAL Bana Dala, Warna Ladkiyon Ki Auqat Hi Kya Thi..

Kash mobile company ke offer aise hojaye jo mujhe sms karte ho unke cell apne aap recharge hojaye aur na karte ho to unke sim block hoja

Aasman me kaali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir gharwali se daat khayi hai, Kehti hai sudhar jao, par meri kya galti, Bajuwali aaj phir mini skirt me aayi hai...

Chandi ki diwar na todi par pyar bhara Dil tod diya KUCH CHILLER PAISO KE LIYE TUMNE MESSAGE KARNA CHOD DIYA?

ham unke kareeb ja ke unhe paa na sake is bat ka gham hai,ek chand hamar unchain par haiaur ek hamari hight bhi kam hai

JINDAGI CHAR DIN CHANDANI MUSKURANA, BHUL SE BHI KABHI KISI KO NA RULANA DUSHMAN MILE SAAMNE TO GALE LAGANA TAKLIF PADE TO IS DOST KO MOBILE LAGANA BAHUT CHEEZE LUT CHUKI HAI TUJHSE IL AGANE KE BAAD, KAMRE KI HAR CHEEZ CHEK KARTE HAI AB EK TERE AANE SE PEHLE, EK TERE JAANE KE BAAD.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,Gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,Tum kar do EK SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,Tumare SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai

Pani mein tairna machali ka style, Hawa mein udna panchi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padna aap ka style.

Aisi dosti hamari, ki dil chahe tu har safr dagar me mile, Mar bhi jaau to pyar rahe kayam, Tu mere saath wali kabar me mile.

Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge, Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge, Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena, Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge.

Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gin eshwara; Gurur sakshat Peg brahma, Tasme shri Beer a namah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe