Mausam Mast hai

Mausam Mast hai
Mausam Mast hai,Mahol jabardast hai.Apne kam me sub Vyast hai.Socha phone karke do baate kare,pata chala,Is Root ki sabhi lina Vyast hai
  

Jan, 23 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     15788 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jala dena ya dafna dena,Le jaane se pehle 1peg Rum pila dena.Mai Taj mahal ki chahat nahi rakhta dosto,Bas meri kabr pe GIRLS HOSTEL bana dena.
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.
Baith Kr Unki Zulfon K Saaye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand AayaKambakhat Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya..
Apni dosti ki gaddi kuch aise chal padi, jaise KICK marte hi Bike ud padi. Dua hai na lage isme koi BREAK, speed itni ho ke na kar sake koi OVERTAKE.
Na Pooch Teri Judai k Lamhey Hum ne kese bitae Paani mai SURF EXCEL mila k Straw se Bulbule banae
Apne sasur ka dulaara hoon main, apni biwi ko bhi pyara hoon main filhaal toh yeh sab sapne hain, kyunki abhi tak kunwara hoon main !
Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
Kash mobile company ke offer aise hojaye jo mujhe sms karte ho unke cell apne aap recharge hojaye aur na karte ho to unke sim block hoja
Is dil ki hai ek"Condition" jisme nahi kisi ko"Permission"sirf aap jaise dost ko hai"Admission" vo bhi bina "Donation" just maintain good "Relation".
Us pyari si surat ka phir ek baar deedar de, tadap rahe hain hum aur na intezaar de. Apni aawaz nahin sunani to na suna, aye zaalim ek missed call to maarde.
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hai Tum kya jano gum kya chiz hoti hai Tumne to hmesha fevicol use kiya hena.
A moskito sing bhige oth tere pyasa dank mere lage amrit sa muje blood tera kbhi mere sath koi rat gujar tuje subah tak chikengunia Uphar