At the scene of accident a Man was crying "Oh god i hv lost my hand!". Santa: Please Dont cry! look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?

Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? banta: A teacher

Sardar has got a job of traffic police,But He was dismissed on the 1st day why?Becoz he fined an ambulance 4 overspeed.

KRISHNA Ki Jyoti Se Noor MiltahaiSbke Dilon Ko Surur Milta HaiJobhi Jata Hai Kanha Ke DwaarKuch Na Kuch Zarror Milta Hai JAI SHRI KRISHNA

Do Sardar chess khel rahe the.1st: Ab bas hua. Hum khel bandh karte hai2nd: Thik hai,waise bhi tumhara ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai

Sardar dials a no. and a girl picks up the phone.Sardar says: kaun?Girl: main geeta,aap kaun?Sardamain guru granth sahib.

Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai. Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha tha. Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai "dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta."

Banta puchhta hai "jab ek ladka aur ladki pyar karte hai to vo kiss kyo karate hai?" Santa bola "maaf kijiye ji muze pata nahi. mai is shahar me naya hu"

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta