In a maths eXam

In a maths eXam
In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step
  

Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1195 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Sardar ne makkhi ke pankh tod ke kaha; Udh ja. But Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha; Saabit hua "agar makkhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, He is my kid, & She is my kidny.
SANTA Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha Unho Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Letter Likha Agr Tume Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki Zroorut Ho To mujhe yad karna.
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Santa went to mysore palace.Tourist guide : Santaji plz dont sit there, its TIPU SULTAN's chair.Santa : oye dont worry yaar i will get up when he comes.!!
Bikahari: shab khane de doSanta:Tamatar khaoB: shab roti de doS: tamatar khaoB: teek hai tamatar de doSanta's wife: ye totale hai bol rhe hai kama kar kho
Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.
DoctoYou have brain tumour. SardaYes… Oh, Thanks doctor. DoctoWhy are you so happy ? SardaIt proves that I have brain.
Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!