In a maths eXam

In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step

Jan, 17 2012 126 chars (1 sms) 1586 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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FreN: yar tumne school Ana kyu chhod diya? Sardayar actually mere dad keh rahe the k 1 jagah bar-bar jane se izzat kam hoti hai

Santa: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Santa: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.

************** Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par haire meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla **************

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it"s loss or profit? SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

Santa attending a interview in a software company.Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office?SANTA:Give the address.I wll find out where it is

What will you call a person who is leaving from india santa reply: Hindustan Lever.

banta: What are you doing? Santa: Washing myself, of course banta: Without soap and water? Santa: Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning

school me master ji ne santa se poochha: "mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??"santa:"kami-na.!!!"

Sardars friend slaps himSardar:U slapped me seriously or just for fun?Friend:SeriouslySardar:Then its ok, I dont like people making FUN OF ME!...

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