MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
Operation ke baad patient bola: "Doctor saahab, Kyaa ab main aap logo se mukt hun..?" Uttar mila: "Beta,Doctor to neeche reh gaye, Main to Chitragupt hun..!!
Why do boys go to temple? B'cause temple is the only place where u can find pooja bhavana shradha aarti archana aradhana shanti Jyoti priti & finaly Trupti
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
