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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
  
Jan, 17 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     1974 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Sir:bacho kasam
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Jiska koi dost nahi
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MAMU: Bhai, apne
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papu:papa aapki luv
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Wife: "Sardarji aaj
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1 admi doston ki
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Wife: ye ladkiyo
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Lady to Conductor:
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