MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
  

Jan, 17 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     1206 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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