MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE KO NAHEEN REHNAY DETE HUSBAND:THEEK SUNA HAI.WIFE:AISA KYOUN?HUSBAND:ARAY PAGLI ISI LIAY TU USAY JANNAT KEHTE HEIN.
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
Boy-suit bahut accha pehna hai.Grl-thnxB-Lipstick b acchi lagai hai.G-thnxB-mak up bhi bahut accha kia hai.G-thnx"BHAIYA" B-fir bhi sunder nahi lag rhi ho!
PATNI PATI SE:-Aji Agar Me Gum Ho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge...?Pati:-Its A Time To Disco,Kon Dhundega Tujko, Kabhi Na Mile Tu Mujko,Its the time to disco..
MAMU: Bhai, apne ko char mahine me Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao. MUNNA BHAI TAMIL kyun, aur char mahine ka kya chakkar hai? MAMU: Maine ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahine me bolne lagega.
