Doctor:Agar kisi

Doctor:Agar kisi
Doctor:Agar kisi LADKI ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambikiss karo,Wo thiq ho jayegi..Student:"Par use attack kaise dilaye jaye?"
  

Jan, 17 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     1408 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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1 Admi Apni biwi se bola-Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi.Is hisab se main 2 shadian or kr sakta hu.Biwi-Bas itna yad rakhna k Dropdi k 5 pati bhi they.
Hmari new Generation Miss ne kG 1 class k bache se kha 1 se 10 tak gino me tume kiss krongi.Bcha bola:agr me 1 se 100 tk ginu to kya package hai?
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ‘zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma’!
Thappad marne pr naraj patni ko pati bola admi use marta he jise pyr karta he patni ne pati ko 2mare or boli aap kya samjte hd k mai apse pyar nhi karti.
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
Ek admi kabar par baitha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? admi bola darne ki kya baat kabar me garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya.
Santa Ne Bantase pucha:Tum postpaid ke bajay prepaid ko kyun use karte ho? Banta:Ppme bahut fayda hai, Isme cal honeke bad bil badhne ke bajay cum ho jata hai.
Mummy:jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega,usse hi me ye saari toffies dungiSonu:tab to ye saari toffee papa ko hi milengi.
WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena…
Air hostes pathan se,Sir,ap kya lena pasand karengePathn:Humare liye taveez wala chai lao,AHostes:Abey akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag he
Sharabi ne Doc se pucha-Aap meri sharab chudva sakte ho? Doc-Ha kyu nahi. Sharabi-Toh mum Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pl chudva do