Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!
Thappad marne pr naraj patni ko pati bola admi use marta he jise pyr karta he patni ne pati ko 2mare or boli aap kya samjte hd k mai apse pyar nhi karti.
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
BOY: Wud u mind dancing with me? GIRL: Sorry, main bache ke saath nahi nachti. BOY: Oh sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap PREGNANT hai ok u enjoy.......!
Sindhi: Bhagwan tu mujhe 100 Rs dega toh 50 Rs tumhe chadhaunga. Thodi door par usko 50 Rs milte hai. Sindhi: Prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi, PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA
Ek dulha ne shaadi ke time apni saas se poocha: 'aapke city me famous kya hai? enjoyement ke liye?' saas: ' bus usi se tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai ...!'