Lady TeacheRam

Lady TeacheRam
Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!
  

Jan, 17 2012     162 chars (2 sms)     1514 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Chuha: 2 din ke liye teri chaddi dena, Hathi: Ha, Ha, Ha, Pahenega kya..??? Chuha: Nahi meri beti ki shaadi me mandap lagvana hE.
Hmari new Generation Miss ne kG 1 class k bache se kha 1 se 10 tak gino me tume kiss krongi.Bcha bola:agr me 1 se 100 tk ginu to kya package hai?
"Maathe pe lahu,sir pe ret..Wah!Wah! Jara Gaur karna.Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyonki PADOSAN ne phool mara. 'GAMLE SAMET."
MunnaBhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar aane par gilas gir sakta he.
Papa beti Se-Beti pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,Lekin ab tum mujhe DaD kehti ho,kyu? Beti-Oh DaD,PaPa kehne se Lipstic khrab ho jati hai. "Ghor KalYug"...
Wife:kal raat tum nind me mujhe galiya de rahe the.Hub:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?Hub:Yehi ki main soya hua tha
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai?? JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai..
Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta? 2sra : nahin 1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai? 2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai
Ganguli's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....:-)
Jinn-Hukm aka Man-Gharse dubai tak road banaJinn-Mushkil h,or koi kam Man-Wife ko agyakari or samajdar banaoJinn-Road single banani hai ya double.
Pappu ne Jungle me ped pr Sanp(snak) ko latkte huve dkha Pappu-Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye