Lady TeacheRam

Lady TeacheRam
Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!
  

Jan, 17 2012     162 chars (2 sms)     1325 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Munna bhai:Arey Circuit mujhe Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gaya hai,Letter me kya Likhu?C-Simple bhai,Likhna"DEAR SISTER.I LOVE U,Tumhara MUNNA BHAI..
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
WIFE: kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pehente ho? HUSBANd: Doctor ne kaha hai jab SAR DARD aaye to Chasma pehen lena."
Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!
Boy-suit bahut accha pehna hai.Grl-thnxB-Lipstick b acchi lagai hai.G-thnxB-mak up bhi bahut accha kia hai.G-thnx"BHAIYA" B-fir bhi sunder nahi lag rhi ho!
1 larki ne aadhi raat ko larke ko fon kiya: Ghar ajao ghar per koi nhi hai! Larka chla gya. Ghar pe waqai koi nhi tha Taala lga tha..
Premika-Tum to bass apne kaam mai lage rehte ho. meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! premi-Oyee pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte
Once a donkey kickd a sardar n ran away. Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey, he saw a zebra n strtd beatng it n said "track suit pehen ke aaya to mai pahchanunga nahi kya? ..."
WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE KO NAHEEN REHNAY DETE HUSBAND:THEEK SUNA HAI.WIFE:AISA KYOUN?HUSBAND:ARAY PAGLI ISI LIAY TU USAY JANNAT KEHTE HEIN.
HRITHIK:Aaj Mere pass 14Car hai,8 Bikes hai,4 Bunglow hai,Farm house hai..... Tumhare pass kya hai? ABHISHEK:Mere baap ke sir pe bal hai!
Santa Pilot se head phoneCheen Raha hota hai....Pilot : Yeh Kya kar rahe ho ?Santa: Ticket Hum Dein Aur Gane ( Songs) Tu Akela sune
papu:papa aapki luv marrige hui thi na baap:tumko kaise pata papu:wo aap ki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 4 months ka farq hai…