Lady TeacheRam

Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!

Jan, 17 2012 162 chars (2 sms) 1921 views Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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