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Judge: U r crossing the
Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
  
Jan, 17 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     1504 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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BHIKHARI:MAAI,EK
BHIKHARI:MAAI,EK RUPIYA DE DE!! 3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!MAI EK RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?BHIKHARI:WEIGHT KARVAUNGA, DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA hai
Aji Agar Me Gum
Aji Agar Me Gum Ho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge...? Pati:- Its A Time To Disco,Kon Dhundega Tujko, Kabhi Na Mile Tu Mujko,Its the time to disco...
Jyotishi ladke Ka
Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
gum vo cheez
gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai ,jo kagaz chepkane ke kam aate hai.
Patni: Suno ji,
Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai..
Circut:Bhai ye
Circut:Bhai ye doctor log operation se pahele mariz ko behosh kyon karte hai?Munna:Bole to patient operation krna sikh na jaye ishiliye
HANSA: A Prafful wife
HANSA: A Prafful wife ko BEGUM kyo kahete he? PRAFFUL: Are hansa shaadi ke baad sare GUM husband ko milte he or BIWI... BE GUM ho jati he!!
Santa Ne Bantase
Santa Ne Bantase pucha:Tum postpaid ke bajay prepaid ko kyun use karte ho? Banta:Ppme bahut fayda hai, Isme cal honeke bad bil badhne ke bajay cum ho jata hai.
After finishing MBBS,
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
Wife: ye ladkiyo
Wife: ye ladkiyo ko dekhna bandh karo tumhari sadi ho gayi he.Husband: matlab ye ki me diating pe rahu to menu card dekhna bhi chhod du
Sharmaji ki zen
Sharmaji ki zen ke piche likha tha, 'Sawan ko aane do.' Pechese truck ne thok diya. Uspar likha tha, 'Aaya sawan jhum ke.'
Girl's father- main
Girl's father- main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi ek gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend-bas isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun

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