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"Maathe pe lahu
"Maathe pe lahu,sir pe ret..Wah!Wah! Jara Gaur karna.Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyonki PADOSAN ne phool mara. 'GAMLE SAMET."
  
Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1498 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Q. Who Is Girlfrnd
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Why did HARBHAJAN slap
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Mallika at Airport
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
Memon: Yeh kaila
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Ek aadmi BLOOD
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Operation ke baad patient bola: "Doctor saahab, Kyaa ab main aap logo se mukt hun..?" Uttar mila: "Beta,Doctor to neeche reh gaye, Main to Chitragupt hun..!!
gupta in Jail-Bachpan
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