SHADDI k PEHLE ladka

SHADDI k PEHLE ladka
SHADDI k PEHLE ladka:-"Darling !! tum nhi to mai nhi.Aur mai nhi to tum nhi.SHADDI k BAAD ladka:-"Bhootni! ajj ya to tu nahi ya me nahi.
  

Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1137 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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