Girl: Jaan Mujhe

Girl: Jaan Mujhe
Girl: Jaan Mujhe Aise PURPOSE Karo Jaise Aaj Tk Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.. Boy: Kamini, I LOVE U,Mujhse Shadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Kambakht.!
  

Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1351 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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