What is the moral

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI? Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado… Khali ladkiya bachti hai, baki sab ladke mar jate hai..

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Luv and Kuch are

Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Tax Officr was

Tax Officr was laughing while auditing d return file of mallika sherawat, Another officr askd what hapnd?OfficeLaundry ka bil '7lack' bataya hai. :)--

Wife: ye ladkiyo

Wife: ye ladkiyo ko dekhna bandh karo tumhari sadi ho gayi he.Husband: matlab ye ki me diating pe rahu to menu card dekhna bhi chhod du

MunnaBhai: Teray ko

MunnaBhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

In a train compartment

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

Boy friend: Tumhare

Boy friend: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Ho Payegi.Girlfrnd: Qu Mere PAPA Se Mile Kya?BF: NAHI TUMHARI BEHEN SE.

Aadmi Sadhu se bola

Aadmi Sadhu se bola:-Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,Koi Upaay Bataao.Sadhu Bola:-Saale Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyon Bantaa.Hari Om..

Written on the

Written on the front side of a Girl's T shirt: "I am a Virgin " ... On the back "This is an Old T shirt "..!

Wife: Jab tum DESI

Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.

Hathi ne chuhiya

Hathi ne chuhiya ko chheda Chuhiya hathi ki biwi k pas gai or boli samjha le apne mard ko,abhi to baaT aurto me he he, mard hamare ghar bi he

Pati : What's hypnotism

Pati : What's hypnotism ?Patni : Kissi ko,apne vash me kar ke,uss se mann chaha kam karwana..,Pati : Arey nahi,usse toh shaadi kehte he.:

PATNI PATI SE:-

PATNI PATI SE:-Aji Agar Me Gum Ho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge...?Pati:-Its A Time To Disco,Kon Dhundega Tujko, Kabhi Na Mile Tu Mujko,Its the time to disco..

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