Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
Never take some1 for granted,Hold every person close to Yr Heart B'cs U might wake up 1 day & realise that U've lost a diamond While U were busy Collecting StonE.GM
I Know Still Ur Lazy Hands r Tryng 2 Pick d Cell & Ur Cute Half Opend Eyes r Trying 2 Read the Msg My Cute frnd Lazy dear frnd,Its Time2 WakeUp!GUD MORNING
3 Tips to play a safe life game: >Don't make promises wen u r in joy,>Don't reply wen u r sad,>Don't take decisions wen u r angry Think TWICE, Act WISE.GM
Takdir k khel se Nirash nahi Hote,Jindgi me kabhi Udas nahi hote,Hatho ki lakiro Pe yakin mat Kar,Takdir to unki Bhi hoti he jinke Hath nhi hote.GD MRNG
U're unlike no one else in the world becos God is not a duplicator, a creator he is, u're individualistic individualized in your own individuality.GD MRNG
I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights without lights, meals without rice, hamburger without cheese, but never a whole day without greeting you.
