A 'Best Friend' is like a Chocolate & a True Friend is like Glucose! 1 True Friend is more Useful than 100 Best Friends! GD MRNG

Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"

Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh… Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years….gd mrng

When asked what 4giveness is, a little girl gave this lovely answer: " it is the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed" Good Morning...

Nice Relationships Are Like the Breathing Air... You Will Never See Them... But You Will Always Feel Their Presence.....GM

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it’s time 2 wake up gd morning…

Ther is always another chance in life 4 everything,but there is no chAnce 4 another lifeso njoy every moment of ur life To fullestGM

Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Anger is a "wide ball" leave it.Fear is "no ball" let it.Smile is a "sixer"-hit it.Friendship is a "wicket" get it.Failure is a "bouncer"-Forget it.Problem is a "yorker" face it.Success is "century" make it.Luck is a "free hit" use it.Than u can rock the IPL of the life.gm

Life is Small, LIVE it... Love is Short, FLIRT it... Anger is Injurious, DUMP it... Troubles are Momentary, FACE it... Memories are Sweet, CHERISH it !gd mrng

pray 4 yr life that u truly deserve. A life as gud as yr heart. A life as bright as yr smile. And life as wonderful as you are.GM

I may b gone 4 a min 4 an hr 4 a day 4 a mth but i'l alwys b ther 4 u. i may nt b able 2 alwys say gd evning gd night but i promise i'l nvr say GUD BYE.