Funny Shayari SMS Messages491 messages

.Tere baal he ya ghana "Andhera",Tere baal hai ya ghana "Andhera"Kar dun "GANJA" ho jaye Sawera...!Ab Bolo wah wah!

Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers

Duri Unse Ghatati Nahi Dusri Koi Patati Nahi Dunia Se Hm Khud Ko Hatana Chahte He Dhyan Me Ho Koi Ladki Batana Hm Ek Or Patana Chahte He

Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho....Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?

Tere Chehre Pe Udasi Ankho Me Nami HeTere Chehre Pe Udasi Ankho Me Nami H TATA Namak !stamal Kar BachuTujme !odine Ki Kami He

Aankhe Bhi Meri Palko Se Sawal Karti Hai..Hr Waqt Aap Ko Yaad Krti Hai..Jb Tak Dekh N Le Aapka Msg Tub Tak Wo Aap Ke Sms Ka Intezar Karti Hai..

Main gaya uski gali me,Bola dil se dil laga lo,Jab dekha uski Mummi ko to bola,Jute,chappal theek karwa lo

Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Gaur Farmaye Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Uncle ne aankh mari aunty Behosh.

Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Shukun Nhi Ayega Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nhi Ayega Maklul Ki Fitrat He Ye Kafir Dimag Fat Jayega Par Sher Samaj Nhi Ayega

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!

Dil k dard ko pinewale kya jane Prem ki boli ko zalim zamana kya jane Hoti hai mehnat sms banane me,yeh padhkar DELETE karnewale kya jane

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya KrTu Apna Pura Dhyan Career P Mod De Ishq Aur apni GF MERE liye Chhod de

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