Main gaya uski

Main gaya uski
Main gaya uski gali me,Bola dil se dil laga lo,Jab dekha uski Mummi ko to bola,Jute,chappal theek karwa lo
  

Jan, 23 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     932 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Punam k raat me chand badal jata hai,waqt k sath insan badal jata hai;sochte hai k apko tang na kare,magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai
mere sMs ko tere inbox me panah miljaye, mere sMs ko tere inbox me panah miljaye, jo rply na kre uska mobile FANAA hojaye.
na kar nahi nahi yeh waqt nahi nahi ka, teri is nahi ne mujhe chora nahi kahin ka
Agar aap barsaat ka mazaa chaho to,In aankhon me aake baso,Kyuki barsaat to barso me barasti he,Aur ye aankhen to barso se barasti hai
"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, " Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge
Jabse tumhe jana hai,Jabse tumhe paaya hai,Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai Taaki poochhu rab se ki ''Yeh kaisa'NAMOONA' banaya hai''??....
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye, Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye. Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga, Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!
SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya