SMS har pal

SMS har pal
SMS har pal karu to bewakufi hogi har roz karu to battmiji hogi har baar nahin karu to kanjusi hogi par kabhi kabaar karu to aapko khushi hogi.
  

Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1303 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Bahut door rehkar bhi paas lagte ho,nazar se door rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho,har baar dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho, aur khud ko kavi KALIDAS samjate ho.
Baith Kr Unki Zulfon K Saaye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand AayaKambakhat Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya..
Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi, Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.
Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Ghataonme tum ho Dhoop me tumho Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Chehre pe aapk gazab ki smile hai, suna hai aapk pass bhi mobile hai. Usme sms ki moti file hai, phir bhi sms karte nahi, ye konsa style hai
Chamakte chand ko neend ane lagi apki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi ab to fekhte fekhte mujie bhi neend ane lagI hai.
Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
Itne saalon ke baad bhi who hamein dekh ke muskurate hain saale uske bachche hi kamine hain to mama mama chillate hain!!!
Apni dosti ki gaddi kuch aise chal padi, jaise KICK marte hi Bike ud padi. Dua hai na lage isme koi BREAK, speed itni ho ke na kar sake koi OVERTAKE.
"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.
Koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, Bomb ka zamaana hai udaa do saale ko