Sar jukta hai

Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....

Jan, 23 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1279 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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