Sar jukta hai

Sar jukta hai
Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....
  

Jan, 23 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1294 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
Kash sab log ek jaise hote. Ek HUM HAI, jo sms nahi apna DIL bhejte hain. Aur ek AAP HAI, jo Hamara DIL rakhne ke liye bhi sms nahi bhejte…
Arz Kiya hai : Inki gaaliyon ke chakkar kaat kat kar kutte hamare yaar ho gaye Wo to hamare ho na sake hum kutto ke SARDAAR ho gaye.
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain...Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain...
Dil todne walo ko saja Q nai milti har kisiko pyar krne ki dua Q nai milti, log kehte he ki ishq 1 bimari hai,to fir MEDICAL per iski dawa Q nai milti?
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Likhe jo KHAT tuje Wo teri YAD me Sare k sare PAPA ne padh liye.Sawera jab huaTo JUTE pad gaye.Wo FASHION wale BAAL hava me ud gaye
Punam k raat me chand badal jata hai,waqt k sath insan badal jata hai;sochte hai k apko tang na kare,magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai
Jala dena ya dafna dena,Le jaane se pehle 1peg Rum pila dena.Mai Taj mahal ki chahat nahi rakhta dosto,Bas meri kabr pe GIRLS HOSTEL bana dena.
Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya