A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass. Happy Fship day

Little girl & her father crossing a bridge. Father Said: Please hold my hand Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand. Father: Whats the difference? Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me. Chances are that I may let your hand go, but if you hold my hand, I know for sure, you will never let my hand go..!

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY

FRIENDSHIP is a crossed cheque of Rs.HAPPY/- when u feel upset & alone,withdraw it from my a/c. when u r too happy,deposit it in my Heart.

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

''HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY''bcoz Kabirji ne kaha tha-'Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab, network fail ho jayega,wish karoge kab?'wishing you sab se pahele.

1 day my brain asked me " wy r u sending messages to that person who is not messaging u?" but my little heart said to brain " you need message i need friend"

Friendship is a promise made in the heart Silently, Unwritten, Unbrekble by distance, Unchngeble by time, Nice 2 have a friend like YOU *H'PY FRIENDSHIP DAY*

Apun ki dosti_bole to Apun aag tu ghee,Apun milk tu tea,Apun aasman tu tara,Apun janwar tu chara Apun exam tu cheat Apun Munna tu Circuit.Happy frndshp day.

Can I stay here in ur inbox & wait till 5th Aug so I'll b d 1st person to wish HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY 2u my DEAR FRIEND.So pls don’t delete Me.

How long shall v b frnds?Do u want a clue?As long as stars twinkle in the sky,till da water runs dry&till da day I die.We will be frnds.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Some things can b left undone, Som words can b left unsaid, Some feelings can b left unexpressed but someone like u can never b left unremembered!.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY