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Jeeto yelled at santa
Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
  
Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     956 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Wht is the limit of
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banta to Girlfriend=
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Ek Raat, ek Chor
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Sardar's Dad Died
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Boy:"Oh,look
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A sardar n his
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Santa : People consider
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Santa Singh: Will this
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Santa: Sir hun meri
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Santa hotel me
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