Santa Banta find

Santa Banta find
Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."
  

Jan, 17 2012     261 chars (2 sms)     1202 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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