Maine puchha chand

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

Jan, 17 2012 110 chars (1 sms) 1596 views Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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