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One person asks
One person asks to another:bhai ye khushi kya hoti hai?Second person replies:pata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1569 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Why did HARBHAJAN slap
Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji "Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?"Bhajji slapped & said "DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA"""""
TEACHER:- Kabir ka
TEACHER:- Kabir ka koi doha sunaoo.?LITTLE MARWADI:-"Kabir saloo bewkoof, Doha diyo banaye, Khud to saloo Khisak gayoo, Mhane diyo fassaye."
Wife:kal raat tum
Wife:kal raat tum nind me mujhe galiya de rahe the.Hub:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?Hub:Yehi ki main soya hua tha
Girl: Jaan Mujhe
Girl: Jaan Mujhe Aise PURPOSE Karo Jaise Aaj Tk Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.. Boy: Kamini, I LOVE U,Mujhse Shadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Kambakht.!
papu:papa aapki luv
papu:papa aapki luv marrige hui thi na baap:tumko kaise pata papu:wo aap ki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 4 months ka farq hai…
Ganja-Going On
Ganja-Going On Road,Bird Shits On Head "Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Hua? Bhagwan-Bacha Tu itni Dhupme Ja Raha He,Maito Sirf Sunscreen Lotion Dala he.
SARDAAR : YAAR MERI
SARDAAR : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAAG GAYI. AADMI : BAHUT YAAD AATI HOGI USKI FIR. SARDAAR : HAA YAAR BAHUT ACCHA DOST THA MERA.
Dost: "Tumhari toh
Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai_ Man:"Bilkul Galat hai: Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai, Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
Girl:Tum Hafte
Girl:Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?Boy:Hafte Main Nahi, Din Main 30 Se 40 BaarGirl:Kya Tum Pagal Ho?Boy:Nhi,Main Naii Hoon
Lagta hai meri
Lagta hai meri aankh me kuch gir gaya hai, dekho to..Premi: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai,kyu na use wahi rahne diya jaye mai dubunga to sahara dega.!!
After finishing MBBS,
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
Ladka: Janeman is
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

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