One person asks

One person asks
One person asks to another:bhai ye khushi kya hoti hai?Second person replies:pata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
  

Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1301 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Premika-Me maa banne wali hun Premi-kya bakvas kar rahi ho? Premika-Bakvas nahi, me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumari maa banne wali hu.
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum?Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.
Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.! Man-u know who I am? I'm the FinanceMinister Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal
What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI? Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado… Khali ladkiya bachti hai, baki sab ladke mar jate hai..
Father 2 Son: Pados ki ladki ko dekh wo exam men 1st ayi hai. Son: Usi ko dekhta tha, tabhi to fail hogaya
Ek shadishuda aadmi ladkiyo ke samne dekh raha tha. Kisi ne objection liya. Usne jawab diya kya upvas ho to menu card bhi nahi dekh sakta
EK BIHARI KI MAUT BIJLI GIRNE SE HUI. PAR US KI LAASH HASTE HUE MILI. BHAGWAN NE PUCHHA: AISA KYUN? BIHARI: HUM SOCHA KOI SASURA HUMARI PHOTO
Teachewhat is meant by "I MISS YOU" . . . . ~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai "Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai....
ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.
An old rich man marry a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha Girl ek inki in come, doosre inke din kam.
Girl:Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 kiss.Girl:Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper:10 kiss.Girl:Dono dress pack kar do,bill dadi dengi.