A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

What will you call a person who is leaving from india santa reply: Hindustan Lever.

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai. Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha tha. Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai "dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta."

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

Sante ne apne nave jame bache nu goddi ch chukiya. Thodi der bad bache ne Susu kar ta. Santa nurse nu bolia: Bibi eh piece leek karda hai badal ke leya. . .

Santa barme ro raha tha.Bar owner kyon ro rahe ho?santa bola oye kya karoon jis ladkika naam bhoolna chahta hu uska naam Yaad nahi raha hai

3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga

santa dies due to lighting and his dead body is found smiling. God asks Why? He replies, “Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.”

once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

Santa: Cheel ko English me Kya Kehte Hai?Banta: Eagle.Santa: Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?Banpat: Illeagal! (ill-eagle)

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop