Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."

Banta:Where was the Decleration of Independence signed? Santa Singh:at the bottom.

Santa 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Santa : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away. Doctor: Did you try using a lemon? Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.

Sardar ki maa mar gayi. 1admi-ma mujhe b lejati. 2-4aur bole-ma hume b lejati. Sardar-Chup hojao Saalo,ma kya sumo karke gayi he kya?

Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gayi hai...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that??Santa: Tipu Sultan's skeleton.Tourist: and smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: Tipu's when he was child..

Sardar:Will U marry,after I die Wife:No I will live with my sister Wfe:Will U marry,after I die Srdr:No I will also live with ur sister

Once a sardar goes 4 examination. After getting the question paper,he reads out the instructions for 10 minutes and then takes out his shirt-then trousers. Before he could have done anything more,the horrified superviser instantly appears and asks sardarji what's the problem? Sardarji replies-ITS WRITTEN ON THE INSTRUCTIONS TO "ANSWER IN BRIEF".

Ek dost ne santa se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyondekhta rehta."....Santa "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharch hone do."

Santa:kal mere pitaji kuwe me gir gaye aur jor jorse chilatey rhe.Banta:ab kaise hai? Santa:Ab teek honge,kal se kuwe se koi aawaz nahi ayi.

Santa Parked His Car In"No Parking Area"When He Returned Saw A Notice On His Car"Parking Fine"Santa Writes-"Thanks 4 The Compliment."