BOY: Wud u mind dancing with me? GIRL: Sorry, main bache ke saath nahi nachti. BOY: Oh sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap PREGNANT hai ok u enjoy.......!
Husband:Darling!kahi saal pehle tumara figure bilkul 'Coke' ki bottel ki tara tha.Wife:Woh tho ab bhi hai ! bas pehle bottel 300ml ki thi ab 1.5ltr ki hai…
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.