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Ek bhoot doosre
Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta? 2sra : nahin 1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai? 2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai
  
Jan, 17 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     10000 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Bond was travelling
Bond was travelling in an Auto. Driver:7.50 huye Saab! Bond:Yeh lo 5 rupaye. Driver:Lekin baki ke 2.50? Bond:DHAI ANOTHER DAY.
Wife:kal raat tum
Wife:kal raat tum nind me mujhe galiya de rahe the.Hub:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?Hub:Yehi ki main soya hua tha
Ravan ko court
Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN - Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.
CIRCUIT :Oye Short
CIRCUIT :Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
EK BIHARI KI MAUT
EK BIHARI KI MAUT BIJLI GIRNE SE HUI. PAR US KI LAASH HASTE HUE MILI. BHAGWAN NE PUCHHA: AISA KYUN? BIHARI: HUM SOCHA KOI SASURA HUMARI PHOTO
Boy:Tum gaana
Boy:Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.Gal:Nahi, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.Boy:To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain
Pati : What's hypnotism
Pati : What's hypnotism ?Patni : Kissi ko,apne vash me kar ke,uss se mann chaha kam karwana..,Pati : Arey nahi,usse toh shaadi kehte he.:
Aik admi apni
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
SARDAR &SARDARNI were
SARDAR &SARDARNI were FIGHTING. SARDAR says:tu SAALI KUTTI! SARDARNI replies:tu SAALA KUTTA! the KIDS was near them said "HUM SALE PUPPY!
Bikhari Ne Fone
Bikhari Ne Fone Kia! Hello Taj Hotel? Ha Ji 1Pizza 1Biryani 1RasMalai Bhej Do Taj:Kiske Nam Se Bheju Sir Bhikari:Allah K Nam Pe Bhejde Baba
Jija: Sali ji, aapke
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Ek pagal gusse
Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko mita dunga… mita dunga… mita dunga… Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga

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