Dad ne robot kharida

Dad ne robot kharida
Dad ne robot kharida jo jhuth sunke thapad marta thaDAD: Y r u so late?SON: Xtra class.Rbt slapd d son SON: Went fr a movie.DAD: Konsi?SON: Bal Ganesha Robt ne fir maraSON: Kaatil JawaniDAD: I've nvr seen such films. Rbt slapd d father Mom: Jhuth hee bolega, aakhir aapka hi beta hai. Robot slapd the mother.
  

Jan, 17 2012     308 chars (2 sms)     2124 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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