ricky drives into

ricky drives into
ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.
  

Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1342 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"
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Doctor:Agar kisi LADKI ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambikiss karo,Wo thiq ho jayegi..Student:"Par use attack kaise dilaye jaye?"
Wife:kal raat tum nind me mujhe galiya de rahe the.Hub:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?Hub:Yehi ki main soya hua tha
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One person asks to another:bhai ye khushi kya hoti hai?Second person replies:pata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.