ricky drives into

ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.

Jan, 17 2012 128 chars (1 sms) 2049 views Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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