ricky drives into

ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.

Jan, 17 2012 128 chars (1 sms) 1876 views Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Class me bache khidki ke bahar monkey dekh rahe the. Tabhi teacher ne kaha->"Bachcho bahar bandar kyu dekh rahe ho jab me class me hu!

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di

EK BIHARI KI MAUT BIJLI GIRNE SE HUI. PAR US KI LAASH HASTE HUE MILI. BHAGWAN NE PUCHHA: AISA KYUN? BIHARI: HUM SOCHA KOI SASURA HUMARI PHOTO

Son: Dad idhar aa.. MotheAise nahi boltey beta... Daddy ko izzat ke saath bulate hain... Son: DAD izzat se idher aa..

Sir-Tum Kal school Q nahi aaye?Raj-sir mujhe bird flu ho gya tha.Sir-bird flu to murgiyo ko hota h?Raj-sir aap rozana murga jo banate The..

MunnaBhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

1 baccha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,1 old man ne dekha.Wo gaya aur bell baja di,Aur bola:Aur kuch beta??????Baccha: AB BHAAGO.

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Q. Who Is Girlfrnd ?Ans. Girlfrnd wo hoti hai,jo tok tok kar apki sari aadat badal de.Aur ek din kahe."Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe"

Pati patni ki jabardast ladai ke baad patni bhagwan se boli AGAR YE GALAT HAI TO INKO UTHA LO,agar main galat hoon to muje VIDHVA Bana do

aeh dharti ka chand sitaro MAA KE LODO PATHAR NA MAROO.......

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