Santa Ne Bantase pucha:Tum postpaid ke bajay prepaid ko kyun use karte ho? Banta:Ppme bahut fayda hai, Isme cal honeke bad bil badhne ke bajay cum ho jata hai.
Papa beti Se-Beti pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,Lekin ab tum mujhe DaD kehti ho,kyu? Beti-Oh DaD,PaPa kehne se Lipstic khrab ho jati hai. "Ghor KalYug"...
GADHA 1-Yaar malik bahut marta hai.GADHA 2-Ghar chorde.GADHA 1-Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga. Ye sochke ruk jata hu.
Thappad marne pe naraj patni ko pati bola,"adami use marta he jise pyar karta he." Patni ne pati ko 2 mare or boli "aap kya samjte he k me apse pyar nahi karti.
Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."
Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya.Dusre kutte ne usse pucha-yar tune woh ghar kyun choda?usne kaha-yar rat ko gane ki prctis wo karta h,subah log muje marte hai.
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.