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ricky drives into
ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.
  
Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1821 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Pati : What's hypnotism
Pati : What's hypnotism ?Patni : Kissi ko,apne vash me kar ke,uss se mann chaha kam karwana..,Pati : Arey nahi,usse toh shaadi kehte he.:
BeggaSir,Family se
BeggaSir,Family se dur ho gaya hu.Milne ke liye 140 Rs ki zarurat Hai. SETH: Kahan hai tera fmily? Begr-Samne PVR me film dekh raha hai.
Santa- Maine kabhi
Santa- Maine kabhi bhi shadi nahi karuga aur aur aur Aur Na Hi Apne baccho ko karne Dunga.
Girl 2 Pandit-Can
Girl 2 Pandit-Can i Kiss aMAN ?Pandit-RAM RAM KARO!Girl-CAN I KISS A BOY?Pandit-HARE KRISHNA KARO!Girl-CAN I KISS U?Pandit-SRI GANESHKARO!
Sharabi ne Doc
Sharabi ne Doc se pucha-Aap meri sharab chudva sakte ho? Doc-Ha kyu nahi. Sharabi-Toh mum Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pl chudva do
Pathan:Kya Ye Mahina
Pathan:Kya Ye Mahina 31 Ka Nhi ha ? Dost:Haan 31 Ka hA Pathan: Phr Ye Log Kyu Shor Macha Rhe Hain LONG MARCH LONG MARCH…
Police-chor se-"
Police-chor se-" wada karo aagey se kabhi jeb nahi katoge !"Chor-"mai wada karta hun ab aagey se nahi balki pichhe se jeb katungA.."
Thappad marne pr
Thappad marne pr naraj patni ko pati bola admi use marta he jise pyr karta he patni ne pati ko 2mare or boli aap kya samjte hd k mai apse pyar nhi karti.
BHIKHARI:MAAI,EK
BHIKHARI:MAAI,EK RUPIYA DE DE!! 3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!MAI EK RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?BHIKHARI:WEIGHT KARVAUNGA, DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA hai
Bhakt: pandit ji.
Bhakt: pandit ji. Aisi patni ko kya kahenge jo beautiful ho,intelligent ho, undrstndng ho,kabhi jealusy na kre aur 1 badiya cook ho. PanditJI- AFWAAH.
Lady to Conductor:
Lady to Conductor: Bhai,Kitne Hrs. Bus Mein Rehte Ho? Conductor:24 Hrs. Lady: How? Cond:8Ghante Iss Bus Mein Baaki 16Ghante Biwi K Bus Mein.
Mummy:jo mera
Mummy:jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega,usse hi me ye saari toffies dungiSonu:tab to ye saari toffee papa ko hi milengi.

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