Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."

EK AISE JAGAH KA NAAM BATAO JO BANAYA TO AADMI NE, PER AADMI JA NAHI PAATE....???Ans:Ladies Toilet.....

SHADI KARNE KE LIYE SARDAAR NE SABSE CHOTI LADKI CHUNI... KARAN PATA KARNE GAYE TO PATA CHALA SARDAR JI NE KAHA KI MUSIBAT JITNI CHOTTI HO UTNA ACCHA.

Pati : What's hypnotism ?Patni : Kissi ko,apne vash me kar ke,uss se mann chaha kam karwana..,Pati : Arey nahi,usse toh shaadi kehte he.:

Son: Dad idhar aa.. MotheAise nahi boltey beta... Daddy ko izzat ke saath bulate hain... Son: DAD izzat se idher aa..

Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN - Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai

Pati patni ki jabardast ladai ke baad patni bhagwan se boli AGAR YE GALAT HAI TO INKO UTHA LO,agar main galat hoon to muje VIDHVA Bana do

How did Santa cheat the railways??A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Once a donkey kickd a sardar n ran away. Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey, he saw a zebra n strtd beatng it n said "track suit pehen ke aaya to mai pahchanunga nahi kya? ..."

Circut:Bhai ye doctor log operation se pahele mariz ko behosh kyon karte hai?Munna:Bole to patient operation krna sikh na jaye ishiliye

Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di