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Rok do mere JANAZE ko ZALIMO,Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO,SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai.
Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada
Jaan kardi humne watan ke naam par,Shaan kardi humne watan ke naam par,Kurbaniyo se pai humne azadi,Aan bhi kardi humne watan ke naam par,Happy Independence Day
Haqiqat jaan lo bichad jane se pahle, Meri sun lo apni sunane se pahle, Ye soch lena bhulane se pahle, Bahut royi hain ye aankhe muskurane se pahle. Missing you
Jabse apko jaana he,jabse apko paaya he,Har dua me apka naam aaya he,Dil karta he puchu us rabse tune itna pyara yaar,kya sirf Mere liye he banaYa he.?I Mis UU
I see u aakhon sei feel U sason sei meet U chaht sei belive U jaan sei pray 4u dil se & I MISS YOU
plz remind me 2remind about reminding me 2send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur jaan. DONT 4GET
parwato se jis din mein takraunga apni manzil jis din mein paaunga tum bhi mujhe bahon mein bharkar kho jaogi jis din tum meri or mein tumhara ho jaunga...I L U jaan
To aaj pachi aapde malishu nahi, Haan yaad to aapde ek bijaane karshu; Aankh pan bheeni thai jashe maari Yaad kari e mithdi aankh taari
Yaara, yaari da maan rakhi, Dimaag ch nai meri Dil ch pehchaan rakhi, Main vi manga dua ik Rab kolo, Mere yaar nu har Dukh toh anjaan rakhi.
A sardar and his wife was going in their car. Suddenly sardar increases the speed of the car. His wife asked"sardarji tussi gaddi ki speed kyon badha ditti. Sardar replied"oye!gaddi k break fail ho gaye hai,te chetti kar,accident se pahale ghar pahuch jaani.
Santa singh: me paida mumbai me hua magar padai chennai me ki. Banta singh: phir to school aane jaane me bahut der lagti hogi.