"Kya hua jo

"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, " Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge

Jan, 23 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1212 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aap hamare dil

Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah...wah..!!aap hamare dil me base ho..thoda side ho jao sans lene wale pipe me fase ho.......

Dil ki bat dilme

Dil ki bat dilme mat rkhna,Jo pasand ho use ILU kehna,Agar wo itrai,gusse me aaye,To darna mat rakhi nikalna & kehna pyari behna milti rehna

Is qadar hum

Is qadar hum aapko chahte hain ki duniyaa wale jal jaate hain yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain par aap zara jaldi ban jate hain

Na woh inkaar

Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Hum ji rahe

Hum ji rahe hai.sirf tumhara didar karke.saans Bhi le rahe hai.tumhe yaad karke khuda k paas 2 ek din hum v jayege.pr jwhan bhi tumhara intzar hai

Pehle kabhi kisi

Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne Message kare saala 5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya...

softdrinks Contain Dangerous

softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Main gaya uski

Main gaya uski gali me,Bola dil se dil laga lo,Jab dekha uski Mummi ko to bola,Jute,chappal theek karwa lo

Sar jukta hai

Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....

Log puchte hai

Log puchte hai ki cigarate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi, dil me kisi ki tasvir hai,kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".

Aj khuda ki shararat

Aj khuda ki shararat samajh aae hai, is dharti par apki hukumat samajh aae hai, apko dharti par bhejna uska bahana tha RAVAN ke baad kisi ko to is dharti par aana tha....

Mulk ki bhi ek

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

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