Court order! U r accused of crawling into my heart n hijacking my smile with ur cute sms. How do u plead? Guilty! U’re sentenced to b my friend 4 life. Sorry no bail.
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
A true friend understands when you say I forgot. Waits for ever when you say 1 minute . Stays when you say Leave me alone . And opens the door even before you knock!!!
Last nyt in my dream :we climbd 2gthr 2 hvn,on d way i ws tired,u caried me on ur back,wen we reachd d gate,GOD cald me-'CuM my child' plz lev ur DONKEY outside