Maalik: Ramu, iss

Maalik: Ramu, iss
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
  

Jan, 17 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1975 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Son:Me School nahi jaunga.Mom:kyu?Son:Naukri krunga.Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga.