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Maalik: Ramu, iss
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
  
Jan, 17 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1937 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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