WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY

WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY
WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE KO NAHEEN REHNAY DETE HUSBAND:THEEK SUNA HAI.WIFE:AISA KYOUN?HUSBAND:ARAY PAGLI ISI LIAY TU USAY JANNAT KEHTE HEIN.
  

Jan, 17 2012     167 chars (2 sms)     1090 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Pappu ne Jungle me ped pr Sanp(snak) ko latkte huve dkha Pappu-Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye
How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
Pati patni ki jabardast ladai ke baad patni bhagwan se boli AGAR YE GALAT HAI TO INKO UTHA LO,agar main galat hoon to muje VIDHVA Bana do
Girl: Jaan Mujhe Aise PURPOSE Karo Jaise Aaj Tk Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.. Boy: Kamini, I LOVE U,Mujhse Shadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Kambakht.!
Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai....
Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota. Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta
Thappad marne pr naraj patni ko pati bola admi use marta he jise pyr karta he patni ne pati ko 2mare or boli aap kya samjte hd k mai apse pyar nhi karti.
Ek shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.Ek din Pujari ne SHIV murti ki jagah GANESH murti rakhi.Shrabi aya,dekha bola Chotu,papa se bolna main aya tha..
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hai......
1Ladka Apne Papa di marrige video dekhde hoye-Papa MeNe B Apni Shadi Pe item gals Nachani Hai.PAPA:Kute De Putra O Teri Mausiya Ha! !
Aadmi Sadhu se bola:-Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,Koi Upaay Bataao.Sadhu Bola:-Saale Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyon Bantaa.Hari Om..
Young girl goes 2 Dr wth mom. Girl-Medicl check up karana hai. Dr-sare kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao. Girl-mera nai,mummy ka. Dr-Mataji aap jibh dikhaiye