You can never change the past nor control the future. But you can change the mood of the day by touching someone's private organ. The heart. Now you're smiling! Good morning!
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.
IF U EVER WANT TO SUCCEED IN UR LIFE: "BE SWEET AS HONEY" "BE REGULAR AS CLOCK" "BE FRESH AS ROSE" "BE SOFT AS TISSUE" "BE STRONG AS ROCK" "BE SURE AS DEATH" gd mrng
Loving,knowing that u r going to get hurt is like living knowing that u r going to die. But not loving so u don't get hurt is like killing urself before u die.GM
