Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
Somebody asked God, "I Want Peace". God replied, "Remove the ' I ', that is Ego; Remove the 'Want', that is desire; & 'Peace' will be aautomaticaly urs,GD MRNG
Ppl often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else Dey mean smthin but say smthin else So learn d art of sayin nothin in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid…Gudmrg
Some say its a small wrld,not enough for them. But I say a milion thanks to God for makin it small or else I'd've missed meeting some1 as sweet as u..Gud morn
When U DO ANYTHIING NEW..at first people LAUGH at u..Then they CHALLENGE u..Then they WATCH u succeed.AND then?"THEY WISH THEY WERE U !"Gud morning...--
