Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
Success is like a beautiful lover it will leave us at any time,but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life. Good m6ning.
I Know Still Ur Lazy Hands r Tryng 2 Pick d Cell & Ur Cute Half Opend Eyes r Trying 2 Read the Msg My Cute frnd Lazy dear frnd,Its Time2 WakeUp!GUD MORNING
Wen life seems to be a journey thru a dark tunnel, just take me along... I dont promise 2 lead U to light, But I can assure U tht U are Not Alone..Good mornin
Whenever u think about me, remember me. Then just send me sms with names.But don't expect the same from me, bcoz i can't send u sms for every second.Gd mrng
