Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you
I'm a cop & u r undr arrest 4 bein wat u r.It's illegal 2 b so sweet & frendly as u r.So i hereby sentence u 2 a lifetime imprisonment in my heart.Case closed.
