Hindi Jokes SMS Messages279 messages

Hathi ne chuhiya ko chheda Chuhiya hathi ki biwi k pas gai or boli samjha le apne mard ko,abhi to baaT aurto me he he, mard hamare ghar bi he
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Bhai ye post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiyee.Man: Kya karun, khushi ke maare kuch samajh Nahi aa rha
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Aisi Zindgi Se To Mout Achhi He Achanak Yamdoot Bola Tumhari Jan Lene Ka Hukam He Aadmi: Lo Batao Ab Insan Majak B Na Kare.
Girl:Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?Boy:Hafte Main Nahi, Din Main 30 Se 40 BaarGirl:Kya Tum Pagal Ho?Boy:Nhi,Main Naii Hoon
Operation ke baad patient bola: "Doctor saahab, Kyaa ab main aap logo se mukt hun..?" Uttar mila: "Beta,Doctor to neeche reh gaye, Main to Chitragupt hun..!!
Husband:Darling!kahi saal pehle tumara figure bilkul 'Coke' ki bottel ki tara tha.Wife:Woh tho ab bhi hai ! bas pehle bottel 300ml ki thi ab 1.5ltr ki hai…
A Policeman asks his Son: Ithne Kam marks kyun laaye hoAaj se tera khelna, tv dekhna, bahar jaana sab bandhSon: Yelo 50 rupai......baath ko yahin katham karo
Jinn-Hukm aka Man-Gharse dubai tak road banaJinn-Mushkil h,or koi kam Man-Wife ko agyakari or samajdar banaoJinn-Road single banani hai ya double.
Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge, Pati:Me Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga, Patni:Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge Pati:Jaha b Raho Khus Rho
Pappu Ladki Dekhne Gaya,Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya..Pappu: Behanji,Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho?Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE..
Girl 2 Pandit-Can i Kiss aMAN ?Pandit-RAM RAM KARO!Girl-CAN I KISS A BOY?Pandit-HARE KRISHNA KARO!Girl-CAN I KISS U?Pandit-SRI GANESHKARO!
Ek SHARABI SADHU se TAKRA Gaya.. SADHU Gusse Me:-Ae Murkh, Main Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu. SHARABI:-Rukiye Maharaj! Main GILAAS Lekar Aata hu..