Dali ne dali pe

Dali ne dali pe
Dali ne dali pe nazar dali, kisi ne is par nazar dali kisi ne us par nazar dali ,hamne jis par nazar dali uske baap ne uski shadi kar dali
  

Jan, 23 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     8984 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
Aaj phir tum nazar nahi aye.. phir tamanna ke phool murjhaye. Na jaane kin galiyon mein kho gaye tum, Hum to police station se pagal khane tak dhoond aaye.
Baagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesah, baki tang to hum hamesah karte rahenge
Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers
Ae dost tu mat ho udaas,Saans meri chute na chute tra saath.Phir bhi agar tujhe aaye meri yaad,toh mujhe call kar lena,meri INCOMING BILKUL FREE HAIN..!!
Hum Gaye The unke Ghar Kehna Tha Dil se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachho ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo..
Apni DOSTI ko mat Chupao use Jrurat hai JATANE ki. Apni PRATIBHAON ko mat Chupao use Jrurt hai BADHANE ki.Yaar Ab aur PERFUME mat Lgao Tumhe Jrurt hai NHANE ki.
Hum aap ko itna yaad kartey hain jitna aap hame yaad kartey hain. Farq sirf itna hai ke hum yaad karke SMS kartey hain aap SMS parh kar Yaad kartey hain.
humne jab-jab chaaha,tab-tab aap jaage,humne jab-jab chaaha,tab-tab aap jaage;kyuki aapke ghar ki ghanti bajaakar,hum roz raat ko bhaage.trin.. trin.
Aaj Unki Sharart SamaJh Aayi, Yahan Per Apki Jarurat SamaJh Aayi, Apko Dharati Per Bhejna To Bahana Tha, RAVAN Ki Jagah Kisi Ko To Aana Tha.
THANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI MAUSAM HUA SUHANA Wah Wah Wah Wah BANDAR BHI MESSAGE PADH RAHA HAI KYA EDUCATED HUA ZAMANA!!
Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gin eshwara; Gurur sakshat Peg brahma, Tasme shri Beer a namah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe