Zalim Palat Kar

Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein

Jan, 23 2012 102 chars (1 sms) 2503 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….

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Bahut door rehkar

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Subah teri-sham

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Bewafa Ladkiyo Se

Bewafa Ladkiyo Se To Wisky Achhi Hai Yeh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Woh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Kam se Kam Dil Jalane Se Pehle Wisky Hothon Se To Lag Jati Hai…

Is dil mein

Is dil mein yaado ke Mele hai..Tum bin hum behad Akele hai.Sab kuch Chod kar tumhe SMS Karte Hai..Dekho Hum Aapko Kitna MISS KARTE HAI.

kahi andhera to

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Apne sasur ka

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Ladkiyo ki Adda

Ladkiyo ki Adda hume pasand nhiLAdkoiyo se BAte hume pasand nhiWoto Ane wale BAchcho ki Jid H ke MUMMY chahiyeWArna hume shAdi pAsAnd nhi

DIN KE UJALE

DIN KE UJALE ME REL POWER NE ANDHERA DIKHAYA.PAPA KA SAPNA DONO NE MILKAR MITTI ME MILAYA.7.5LAC CR GAWA KAR LOGO NE SOCHA,KASH YE PAISA LIC ME LAGAYA HOTA

Sar jukta hai

Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....

Mere ankhon ko

Mere ankhon ko sapney phir dikha gaya koe,bujhti sason ma mehak phir jaga gaya koe, kia ye sach much pyar hai, ya ullo phir se bana gaya koe.

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