A friend is like gas

A friend is like gas
A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass. Happy Fship day
  

Jan, 20 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1284 views       Occassions > Friendship Day

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FRIENDSHIP is a crossed cheque of Rs.HAPPY/- when u feel upset & alone,withdraw it from my a/c. when u r too happy,deposit it in my Heart.
"Life without a friend is death without a witnes" Save a space for me in your heart, not in your mind. The mind forget easily..HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
Friendship means to feel some1 in every HEARTBEAT,to find some1 in every THOUGHT,to see some1 with CLOSED EYES and to MISS some1 without reason….HAPPY FDSHIP DAY
Zindagi me baarbaar ye makam aye 'Tum hamare hum tumare kam aye 'Bas itnisi duwa hai khuda se 'Agale janam me bhi tumare yaro me hamara naam aye"..HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
Every thing in d world is so fine,but everything in d world is not mine,1 thing which is pure n divine is ur friendship n luckily it's mine..HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.-HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
Once I happened 2 walk on a very high bridge,I got scared.i saw my frnd on d other side & called him 4 help but there was no reply.i somehow managed & crossed d bridge.then I was shocked 2 see my frnd holdin d end of d broken bridge.just trust ur frnds in all situations,cos tey r ur frnds..HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
Hum Dosto ke dil me rehte hai.isliye har dard sehte hai.Koi hum se pehle wish na kar de aapko.Isliye ek din pehle hi"HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY" kehte hai..
Little girl & her father crossing a bridge. Father Said: Please hold my hand Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand. Father: Whats the difference? Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me. Chances are that I may let your hand go, but if you hold my hand, I know for sure, you will never let my hand go..!
One best. book is equal tohundred good friends... BUT,One good Friend(like u) is equal toa library....HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!
Each friend represents a world in us,a world possibly nt born until they arrive & its only by dis meeting dat a new world is bornHPY FRNDAY DAY
Sumtimes in life v think v don’t need any1,bt sumtimes v don’t hv any1 whn v need.So don’t let ur best buddies go!Happy F'ship Day.