A friend is like gas

A friend is like gas
A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass. Happy Fship day
  

Jan, 20 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1412 views       Occassions > Friendship Day

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Little girl & her father crossing a bridge. Father Said: Please hold my hand Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand. Father: Whats the difference? Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me. Chances are that I may let your hand go, but if you hold my hand, I know for sure, you will never let my hand go..!
Daddy, I Love You For All That You Do. I'll Kiss You And Hug You 'Cause You Love Me, Too. You Feed Me And Need Me To Teach You To Play, So Smile 'Cause I Love You On This Father's Day.
1chingari angaar se kam nahi hoti,saadgi bhi shringar se kam nahi hoti,ye to dekhne ka fark hai yaro,nahi to dosti bhi pyar se kam nahi hoti.Hpy FRIENDSHIP DAY
i am a little bird sitting at ur windows waiting for the first ray of sun will touch ur eyes and i can tell u HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.
Time wud make us 4get some friends,bt, there wud be some friends who wud make us 4get time.. They r our best of best, one such is u...Happy Friendship Day..
Dont be happy for a reason, because that happiness ends with the reason. Be happy without any reason and you will be happy for ever..Happy FRNDSHP DAY
Apun ki dosti_bole to Apun aag tu ghee,Apun milk tu tea,Apun aasman tu tara,Apun janwar tu chara Apun exam tu cheat Apun Munna tu Circuit.Happy frndshp day.
Days may end without seeing u. Days may end w/o talking 2 u. It may end w/o messaging u. Bt it will nvr end without remembering U. Happy F'Day....
there is a golden bridge called frndship that’s spans the river of time and links out hearts together event if we walks separate roads of life.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
Can I stay here in ur inbox & wait till 5th Aug so I'll b d 1st person to wish HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY 2u my DEAR FRIEND.So pls don’t delete Me.
Friendship is Like "HABIT"Even If U Take Out H,"A Bit" Remains.Take Out A, Still "Bit" Remains.Finally Take Out B, Still "It" Remains...happy frndship day.
Dosto ki kami ko pehchante he,Duniya k gamo ko bi jante he Ap jese dosto ka sahra heTabi to ajbi 'Haskar' Jina jante he!Hpy Frndship day!