A friend is like gas

A friend is like gas
A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass. Happy Fship day
  

Jan, 20 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     988 views       Occassions > Friendship Day

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FRIENDSHIP is a crossed cheque of Rs.HAPPY/- when u feel upset & alone,withdraw it from my a/c. when u r too happy,deposit it in my Heart.
Sath agar doge to muskurayenge zarur Dosti agar dil se karoge to nibhayenge zarur Kitne b KATE kyo na ho raah me Awaz agar doge to ayenge zarur. H'py F'shipDay
True friends never go out from our life easily.! But, when it happens, they will comeback at right time without expectation….HAPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
A good friend is like computer,I enter ur life save ur photo in my hrt,scan& format ur prob,copy & paste ur smle & nevr dlte ur frndshp.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
Little girl & her father crossing a bridge. Father Said: Please hold my hand Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand. Father: Whats the difference? Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me. Chances are that I may let your hand go, but if you hold my hand, I know for sure, you will never let my hand go..!
I may not b the"Perfect friend"dat u r luking for,Not even d "BEST" among others,But surelyi'm a frnd wants 2 see u Happy 4ever.Happy Frndship day!
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. Happy Father’s Day
do you know why i feel like the luckiest girl on earth? coz i have gotta bestest dad in the world YOU i'm so proud to be daddy's girl happy fathers day
1 day my brain asked me " wy r u sending messages to that person who is not messaging u?" but my little heart said to brain " you need message i need friend"
Gr8 frnds r part of memories which time can never erase whn life is blessed wid frnd like U.sweet memories remain 4ever! HAPPY F'SHIP DAY!
Once I happened 2 walk on a very high bridge,I got scared.i saw my frnd on d other side & called him 4 help but there was no reply.i somehow managed & crossed d bridge.then I was shocked 2 see my frnd holdin d end of d broken bridge.just trust ur frnds in all situations,cos tey r ur frnds..HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
DOSTI is sumthng dat no1 cn hate DOSTI is passion v cn nvr rate DOSTI hppn netime early or lat DOSTI is only mdicine widout expirydate.happy friendship day